Hang on a minute...

Has the world gone mad?

Has the world turned upside down?

Will anything ever be the same ever again?
Who would've thought that I'd think that of the worst movies of 2008 would be an elliptical, mysterious, shinily attractive French philosophising film...

... and that I'd think of the best movies of 2008 would be a raucous, slightly immature drug-infused comedy of the Judd Apatow school?
'Cause I wouldn't.

Stop steering, and start driving.

Speed Racer is really too amazing to describe in words, so, instead, I present my review in pictoral form. (I cheated a little.)

I'll leave you all to figure all that out. (Except that Speed Racer was probably the best summer blockbuster and I'm angry that it all went so awfully wrong.)