Duplicity is amazing. Duplicity is shit. Duplicity is okay. Duplicity is the worst film I've ever seen. Duplicity is the best film you'll see all year.
I love Julia Roberts. I hate Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts has a very large mouth. Julia Roberts is sexy. Julia Roberts is better than Clive Owen.
I love Clive Owen. I hate Clive Owen. Clive Owen looks very nice with his shirt off. Clive Owen took this role when George Clooney turned it down (probably). Clive Owen is better than Julia Roberts.
I love Tom Wilkinson. I hate Tom Wilkinson. Tom Wilkinson looks very nice with his shi- Wait. Tom Wilkinson is much better in this film than he was in Michael Clayton. Tom Wilkinson is better than Julia Roberts AND Clive Owen.
I love Paul Giamatti. I hate Paul Giamatti. Paul Giamatti fits into this world far better than expected. Paul Giamatti is funny. Paul Giamatti got what he deserved. Paul Giamatti is better than Julia Roberts AND Clive Owen AND Tom Wilkinson.
I give Duplicity an A-. I give Duplicity an F. I give Duplicity a B-. I give Duplicity a C. I give Duplicity a B+.
I give up.